Glarosexual

Glaroplatonic Flag
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Glaroqueerplatonic Flag
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Glarosensual Flag
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Glaroalterous Flag
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Glaroromantic Flag
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Glarosexual Flag
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Glaro- Flag
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Glarosexual (/-romantic/-platonic/-aesthetic/-queerplatonic/-sensual/-alterous) is a naturosexuality defined as "attracted to people depending on the weather; only feeling sexualtraction [sic] when it is cold. Comes from the word ‘Glace’, French for ice."1

History of the term

Glarosexual was coined on or before August 8, 2014 by anonymous via MOGAI-Archive.2 The flags were created on February 5, 2017 [3][4][5][6][7][8]and June 14, 2017 by anonymous via Pride-Flags on Deviant-Art.9

MOGAI-Watch Poem

Glarosexual
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Most dudes get penis shrinkage
when they go out in the cold,
but I’ve gotten boners in the winter
since I was fourteen years old.

I’m turned off by heaters
and by warm tea in a cup,
and I fucking hate the summer
because I just can’t get it up.

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